Sis: I'm high on carbon dioxide now. NOOOO!!
Me: ?!

-Mei comes over to look at computer-
Dad: How many kilometres already?
Sis: A million, Dad. A million.
Dad: Can you not measure the floor?
Me: Omg. Mei, did you just fart?
Sis: No Jie, no. I didn't. I SO didn't. (Note: Sarcasm here, if you can't sense it.)
Dad: I think we should have a fart alarm system.
Sis: WHEE-OO-WHEE-OO.
Dad: Then you can run away, but you don't know where to run. Plus, it's hard to measure.
?!

:O

Did I ever mention I have a very weird, crazed family.

It's not the farting. I mean, everyone farts. Just the WEIRD. CRAZED. WACKO. ideas. Especially coming from my Dad. Gasp.

My sis threatens she'll tell the world that I fart too. Uhm, it's natural? And I don't exactly care. So this post is up here :D HAH. Eat that, woman :D Fine, I love you, m'dear sister :D

Anyway, UPDATE! :D
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Saturday
PLFAIR
I LOVEEEE DEEEELANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

Went to PL on Saturday. Crashed Deb's house in the morning, but she woke up before I came. Hmph. Fine, but Deb you JUST woke up. Hah. So if I came like 5 min earlier, I would've won the bet. Ha.

Anyway, Deb's Dad sent us there. PLMGSS was newly renovated! It looks more like a jail than MG does, actually. Haha, it's like all bars and it's all mostly grey. Anyway, found dear Fooey :D And she took me around to tour the place, with Nat. Some of our old classmates were tending the Food Stalls and some were at the DDR booth thingum. Thanks Foo, for skipping most of your shift to take Deb and I around. Hahaha :D

Anyway, we just went around buying foooood. Deb and I ate lots of junk. Like nachos and cheese, candy floss, Nasi Lemak (from Delane's stall, it had HAIRRR in it. Ew), and Ice Kachang which Delane bought for us? Haha. She "sold" it.

Saw Jean Bean too. She's changed COMPLETELY. I can't even recognise her! Haha. Oh and Esther Choy still looks the same. Haha. So are the rest of my classmates. No one really changed much? I think. Most of the people looked the same? :D

DELANE FOO :D



LOVE YOU, SPASTIC.

Tea Ceremony
I swear, it was one of the most boring interesting wedding-cum-tea ceremony thingums in the world. Goodness. Hahaha. My Mom/Family totally agrees it's the most "UNEVENTFUL EVENT" ever. My 6th Aunt and Uncle completely amused us with their camera/video taking sprees. Goodness! Haha. Plus, there wasn't much food around? It's supposed to be just to get to know the bride and know she's now part of the family session, I suppose?

Uncle Tim's Wedding!
Yes, second wedding today! :D So fun. Anyway, this wedding was so much more fun. Haha. Went to Wesley Methodist Church, and we watched the bride & groom say their vows and kiss. Ha. And, the bride (Aunty Charmaine) cried when she said her vows. Aw, too overjoyed. Haha.

Then we went to the Legends for reception! :D YAY. I totally love the food there. It's super nice, it's kind of a modern wedding reception, there's no buffet tables, but people come around serving us. And the food isn't staple food, more like small tasty, well-decorated finger foods. There's liver on bread, which was totally scary :S And there's crab on watermelon, fish and chips in a rolled up cone, apple crumble, sticky salty rice, potato cake?, CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS. I totally love the Eclairs, they are the BESTEST.

Uncle Tim performed for us (he's a drummer) in Windworkz. And his hair was super cool! :D Haha. It's like spiked so nicely. I want the same hairstyle! :D But, obviously I can't spike my hair. It's too longish-shortish to spike D:

Anyway, Uncle Sing Jit (sp?) sent us home. His Sec 1 son Mark was talking non-stop about Halo 3. Goodness.

When we got home, I finished my History notes! :D

Sunday
YM
5th week, no service.

Guess what, Eddie (YSGL) had this FANTASTIC IDEA. He brought the PS 1 and we all gone to this room with a SMALL TINY TV and played Wheel of Fortune -_-. Omgg. What a total waste of time! :O I should have brought my file up to mug for Geog/History/Bio/Physics/MEP or something! It's like, we had 3 teams. Girls, Boys, US (Eddie & Joanne). So we like, spun the wheel. And somehow the wheel hates girls, so it kept spinning to BANKRUPT. So in the end, the girls were very much not involved in the game. Boys all lost, cos they kept wanting to put letters like Z and Y and they kept trying to solve after the first 2 letters. And of course, Eddie won. Not because of he's "There's always a T and S!" formula, but because he CHEATED. Ho. (Okay, not exactly, but he kept buying vowels and putting alphabets, it never got to our turn). Tsk.

Then we changed to the other game, DDR. Which was so much worse than Wheel of Fortune. No, then again, both are as bad as each other! :/ Eddie like demo-ed for us, and Jia An & Robin started FILMING him. Omgg. Then Jia An, Mingyang and Robin + Eddie played together, each taking one arrow. (There's only one para-mat thingum). So Jia An, with his FANTASTIC hand-eye-leg coordination, missed every single arrow. And Mingyang & Robin & Eddie tried to replace/fill up the meter thing with "life", but because Jia An kept missing so much, they kept failling every game. Goodness. And the simulation thing in the background, it was this guy with HUGE AFRO HAIR dancing around, and this other wire figure. And it's so ugly. No, both dancing around things were revolting.

SO, to conclude, it was a SPASTIC, TOTAL WASTE OF TIME session. Wow. Anyway, thanks Joanne for giving me 1/2 of your burger. Haha.

Tuition
Same old.

Godmom's House
Went there for a SUPER LONG TIME. Cos my Mom needed my Godmom's help to do some presentation/research paper thing. And I was stuck there with the laptop without internet connection for the WHOLE TIME. I almost died making Geog notes. But at least I finished most of the notes after that.

I LOVE JUBES. It's this really nice nata de coco and syrup mixture thingum. And I love Passion Fruit and Mango ice cream! :D It's awesomeee.

Phoebe's House
Went to visit Phoebe for awhile :D She's so cute! :D Hahaha. She's extremely smart too, she knows how to play the DSLite, Super Mario! It's so cool. And she's barely 4? She's only 3+. So smart :D And she's gonna have a younger brother! :D So awesome.

Me: Can I play your game?
Phoebe: No, it's too big for you.

Haha, she's so adorable. And I had to bathe her, even though I told her I didn't know how. She said "Then you learn!" But then in then end my Godmom bathed her. Obviously. I can't bathe a baby for nuts. Hahaha.

When we finally got home, I did my Chinese Yi Lun Wen. I hope it's up to standard, and that Lao Shi won't fail me :S

Monday
Chapel! Then it was HCL, LA. We watched Gattaca, this really cool show about this "In-Valid" guy and his brother, and how he went through so much just to achieve his dream. The ending was so saddddd. The crippled guy (Not the protagonist) dragged himself into the incinerator and combusted himself, while that guy flew up to Titan in the spaceship. It's so sadddd.

(It's probably very confusing reading what I just typed if you haven't watched it)

Highly recommend you watch it! :D

Tuesday
LA 1 & GEOG EXAM.

For LA, I wrote for Q2! Haha, it's the wedding one. Wrote about Uncle Tim's wedding :D But I think I wrote off-point D: And for the formal letter, I forgot to elaborate for the last part! :(( But never mind, it's over.

Studied more Geog with Chris, Jan and Violette during recess. Thanks you guys, wouldn't have been able to do question 6 without the revision.

Thanks Manda for the badge! :D

GEOG'S FINALLY OVER. BONFIREEEEE, YES SHERRIOO! :D

Wednesday
HCL & MEP

HCL and MEP totally sucked. I hope I don't fail for HCL and MEP. I REALLY HOPE.

I hope my Fan Bo and Pai Bi, Ju Li was sufficient for a pass. I finished the paper within one hour! :O And it's a 2 hour paper. So I was REALLY worried, and I kept reading through again. Then I checked my words. Then I finally wasted away the time by doing nothing but stoning. I wanted to revise some of MEP, so I wrote on the spare sheet of paper. Then I found I could barely remember anything for MEP, and that got me crazily worried.

Sorry for making you bring the big fat dictionary, mei.

I had so many wrong answers for MEP, and I felt so claustraphobic in my seat with so many people in the room. 2T, H and E were all squashed into that SMALL MEP ROOM. Tsk. And all the non-MEP people were already going home! D: That's total unfairness.

Anyway, now it's dinner. History Exam tomorrow, plus LA Compre. Hope I do reasonably well.

I love my Mom for buying Bulla (sp?) ice cream. It's super nice. I took vanilla with chocolate coating, and my sister tried the caramel one? And both tasted wickedly good :D Whoohoo :D And there's other flavours yet to be tried, like orange and chocolate. YAY :D

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My prince under disguise